(And I couldn’t wait until “Friday - a fine excuse to post things that we love, which are only sorta kinda about feminism.”)

Remember that little chat we had about the word “douche?” Where I was told “I am a big fan of reappropriation, so douche away, Stacey May”?

Well, it looks like someone has facilitated that by inventing the “Douche Card.”

Tired of arguing with complete morons? Tired of getting into bar room brawls? Well now avoid the confrontation with our glorious Douche Card. Simply hand it to the a**hole in question and walk away. Problem solved.

Douche Card

“Because when you’re a feminist, you know you’d like to hand these out daily.” Thanks goes to Feministing for the holiday gift idea.